How It Happened:
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Gastropod
By Caleb Michael Sarvis (11/15/17)
Mediascape
By Chris Richardson (9/18/17)
Ballhaus
Kriesel
By Derick Dupre (7/23/17)
The
End (8/25/14)
Biography
of a Colour
By Jeroen van Honk (5/11/14)
Flash
Mob
By Stephenson Muret (5/4/14)
Tom
Hanks Just Showed Up
By Sean Neville (3/2/14)
All
New Rejections from the Eyeshot
Outbox (Book Promo Edition!)
(2/17/14)
Announcing
the Impending Publication of Thanks
and Sorry and Good Luck:
Rejection Letters from the
Eyeshot Outbox
(2/2/14)
Eyeshot's
Belated Reading Rundown for 2013
By Eyeshot al Sheriff (1/12/14)
Four
Single Panel Comics
By Kevin Hyde (12/22/13)
Our
Satellite Problem
By Robert Detman (12/11/13)
The
Love Song of H.R.K. Sommers
By Kevin O'Cunin (12/1/13)
Why
I Am a Racist
By Virs Rana (11/22/13)
Unstable
Verbal Containers Addressing the
Instability of Human Interactions
in Iceland
By Rich Ives (11/14/13)
Landing
By Sean Rabin (11/11/13)
Mrs.
Podolski Defines Schlimmbesserung
By Robert Wexelblatt (11/4/13)
Vollmann
the Shark
An Account of a Presentation by
William T. Vollmann About The
Book of Dolores
on October 24, 2013, in Brooklyn,
NY, USA
By Donnie Boman (10/26/13)
A
Brief Biography of Ugo de' Medici
By Dan Morey (10/20/13)
Spiked
Black Tongues at the Indignant
Cafe
By Mark McKee (10/12/13)
The
Trap (That Night of Candles)
By Michael Hemmingson (9/7/13)
What
May Be Bad for My Soul
By Karen Ashburner (8/12/13)
Tunings,
Counterfactuals
By Michelle Herman (7/14/13)
A
Glowing Display of Terrestrial
Intelligence: Equilateral by
Ken Kalfus
(6/30/13)
Dog
Days (Audio)
By Robert Stribley (5/10/13)
The
Hanger Thief (Audio)
By Bob Williams (3/14/13)
An All-New Alternating
Mode: Recent Hits & All-Time
Favorites
(3/6/13)
Eyeshot's
Exhaustive Year-End Reading
Rundown (2012)
By Eyeshot Al Sherrif (12/23/12)
Unicorn
Porn
By Lao Guardian (12/16/12)
In
a Human Vein
By Sean Neville (9/30/12)
The
Secrets of Literary Success
By David B. Comfort (9/6/12)
Limerick
By Donnie Boman (8/25/12)
An
Attempt at Re-Exhausting a Place
in Paris
By Jimmy Lo (8/1/12)
Quetions
in Padgett Powell's The
Interrogative Mood Answered by
Chatbots
By Ryan Ridge (7/28/12)
Eskimos
By Vilém Vok (7/21/12)
Eyeshot
Recommends Will Oldham on
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy
(6/30/2012)
Impressions
of a Magnificent Mega-Novel and a
Memorable Mini-Novel by Robert
Musil
(6/23/12)
Travels
to Byzantium
By AE Rieff (6/9/12)
Eyeshot
Recommends Javier Cercas's Soldiers
of Salamis
(4/21/12)
Eyeshot
Recommends Michel Houellebecq's The
Map & the Territory
(4/8/12)
Eyeshot
Recommends Mark Leyner's The
Sugar Frosted Nutsack
(4/1/12)
Mimesis
in Venice
By Brad Liening (1/29/12)
Books
We Read in 2011 That Left the
Longest Lasting Lingering Positive
Impression (12/28/11)
What
It's Like
By Gavin McCall (12/17/11)
A
Disquisition on the Centrality of
Sandwiches in Corporate Britain
By M.J. Nicholls (12/3/11)
Sensible
By Jamie Allen (11/28/11)
Fever
By Charles Ullmann (11/13/11)
Sobbing
Over Salted Mangos With Tonya
Harding
By Bradley Alan Kreutzberg (11/8/11)
Eyeshot Recommences Receipt and
Review of Electronic
Submissions
(10/26/11)
Eyeshot Recommends Lightning
Rods by Helen DeWitt
(10/23/11)
During the long hot wet summer of
'11, Eyeshot recommended Sesshu
Foster's Atomik
Aztex;
Rudolph Wurlitzer's Slow
Fade; Alfred Doblin's Berlin
Alexanderplatz
Eyeshot
Does
Not Think "Rock 'n' Roll"
Adequately Modifies the Noun
"Novel"
(5/22/11)
Eyeshot's
Rapture
Preparedness Kit
(5/15/11)
Eyeshot
Is
Not Holding Its First Outloud
Reading As Announced Eight Years
Ago
(5/10/11)
Mama
Eyeshot
Accuses Eyeshot Editor of Elitist
Verbal Scribbling After Reading
Libambulator Essay
(4/10/11)
Eyeshot
Ain't Too Proud to Pimp an Essay
About Reading While Walking By Its
Editor
(4/7/11)
The Legend of the Holy Drinker
(Roth), All the Sad Young
Literary Men (Gessen), Against
Nature (Huysmans), and Things: A
Story of the Sixties & A Man
Asleep (Perec) added to the Readerly
Resonance Chamber
(4/3/2011)
Eyeshot
Is
Really Actually Receiving Postcard
Submissions From People
(3/30/11)
Eyeshot
Sells
Out and Announces Digital
Subscription Plan
(3/20/11)
Eyeshot
Associates
Unrelated Cinematic Experiences
Instead of Doing Unnecessary Harm
(3/17/11)
Yugen
(3/11/11)
Excerpts
From Eyeshot's Deepest Darkest
Outbox Archive
(2/27/2011)
Very
Brief
Insubstantial Impressions of
Chris Ware's Very Impressive
Serialized Hardcover "Acme Novelty
Library" Numbers 18, 19, &
20
(2/23/11)
Late-Winter 2011 -- Submissions
reopen (postcards
uber
alles!) but not
electronically. Deep-Freeze
Exploratory Cocoon Hibernation
Programming Experience
advances and editor regains some
enthusiam for the online endeavor
known as Eyeshot.
Tells some friends that it feels
like the olden days when the
internet was new and not the
corporate social networking
clusterfudge it's become. New posts
semi-daily.
Winter 2010 -- Eyeshot's
Deep-Freeze Exploratory Cocoon
Hibernation Programming Experience
Submissions indefinitely closed! All
non-super simple formatting
essentially wiped! Exploration of
Eyeshotty future proceeds all rangy
and dangly and largely untracked
hereafter on this page! (Here's
where things
are now, in case you're
wonderin')
Fall 2010 -- Eyeshot Storms the
Contentless Content Horizon
This
season's lackluster installment
includes some correspondence, a
patriotic writing constraint by
Darby Larson, a call for reviewers,
blurbers, and hypers to disclose
potential conflicts of interest, and
a fresh collection of impressions of
a bunch of books.
Summer 2010 -- Arise, Eyeshot,
Like a Mighty Unshy Phoenix!
The
July-August installment of Eyeshot
includes a
story called "Last Days" by Mike
Ingram, an "essay"
by
Kevin Hyde "about" Robert Bolaño,
seven terrible good reasons to quit
your job and work on your novel, a
collection of impressions of a few
Brat Pack books, the first
installment of Q&A with an
aluminum shark, and not much more!
(7/4/10)
June 2010
Singular Pleasures (Harry
Mathews), Gilead (Marilynne
Robinson), Less Than Zero
(Bret Easton Ellis), andDetective
Story (Imre Kertész) added to
the Readerly
Resonance
Chamber. (6/14/10)
April 2010
Jeff in Venice, Death in
Varanasi (Geoff Dyer) and Although
Of
Course You End Up Becoming
Yourself: A Road Trip with David
Foster Wallace (David Lipsky)
added to the Readerly
Resonance
Chamber
(4/26/10)
American Psycho (Bret Easton
Ellis), The Sea, The Sea
(Iris Murdoch), Bottomless Belly
Button (Dash Shaw), Antwerp
(Roberto Bolano), After the
Workshop (John McNally), and "Baseball
Is
Just Baseball": The Understated
Ichiro (David Shields) added
to either room of the Readerly
Resonance Chamber (4/11/10)
$75 raised via the Eyeshot
Experiment
in Literary Altruism donated
to Mighty
Writers (4/7/10)
March 2010
The
Absolutely Final Installment of
Rejection Letters From the Eyeshot
Outbox (3/29/10)
Asterios Polyp (David
Mezzuchelli), The Notebook
(Agota Kristof), A Common
Pornography (Kevin Sampsell),
and Fun Home (Alison
Bechdel) added to the Readerly
Resonance
Chamber (3/1/10)
February 2010
The Messenger (Charles
Wright) and Pieces for the Left
Hand added to the Readerly
Resonance Chamber (2/17/10)
January 2010
Experiment in Editorial Altruism
Begins, Fiction Posting Ends Again
(This Time For Good?!) (1/23/10)
The Dolphin People (Torsten
Krol) added to the Readerly
Resonance
Chamber (1/2/10)
December 2009
Crossing
the Artic Circle in Summer
By Catherine Batac Walder (12/16/09)
November 2009
Gathering Evidence (Thomas
Bernhard) and Das Kapital
(Viken Berberian) added to the Readerly
Resonance
Chamber (11/30/09)
Animal
Collective Hero
By Nathaniel Missildine (11/29/09)
Daily
Future Life Predictions From the
Hotmalluauntywetsarisexboobs
Dotcomcenter
Based
in the Tropicool Icy-Land Urban
Indian Slum
By Kuzhali Manickavel (11/20/09)
Excerpts
From Ici
By Amy Belk (11/7/09)
October 2009
Wake Up, Sir! (Jonathan
Ames) and The Interrogative Mood
(Padgett Powell) added to the Readerly
Resonance
Chamber (10/28/09)
Walden
Cribs
By Jimmy Chen (10/24/09)
Infinite Jest added to the Readerly Resonance Chamber
(10/21/09)
Eyeshot
Fully Supports the Fightin' Phils
in the 2009 Playoffs
(10/10/09)
September 2009
Real
Madrid
A Fictional Story About a Michael
Jackson Impersonator
(9/26/09)
Crappy
iPhone Photos from Recent Rock
Shows
(9/19/09)
Another
Quaquaversalist Puppycat
(9/5/09)
August 2009
The
Most Recent (& Most Likely
Final) Rejection Letters From the
Eyeshot Outbox: Volume 9
(8/22/09)
Michael
Vick & Serious Carnivorous
Action Every Sunday
(8/16/09)
Werner
Herzog: Conquest of the
Useless
(8/14/09)
July 2009
Eyeshot
Is Over
(7/26/09)
June 2009
Unbcoming
a Librarian
By Michelle Reale (6/25/09)
May 2009
The
Pork Shunter's Fingers
By Ben Segal (5/14/09)
April 2009
Etgar
Keret
By John Horne Canning (4/13/09)
Alternating
Mode (4/2/09)
March 2009
And
May the Lord Grant the Blessings
to All Who Want So Hard
By Richey Piiparinen (3/27/09)
The
Scraper
By Randall DeVallance (3/21/09)
Meat
From a Meat Man
By Lindsay Hunter (3/15/09)
Low
Brow
By Ravi Mangla (3/7/09)
Excerpts from Bloodfire,
the First Eyeshot Book
(3/1/09)
February 2009
The
End of Blogging As We Now Know It
By Molly Gaudry (2/20/09)
Small
World
By John Haggerty (2/14/09)
The
Cliff
By K. Kvashay-Boyle (2/7/09)
January 2009
Calypsolamente
By Benjamin Buchholz (1/31/09)
My
Wasted Years Inside Amber Melmoth
By Orlo Yeahblip (1/24/09)
Books added to The
Readerly Resonance Chamber
include Renegade: The Life and
Times of Mark E. Smith and Distant
Star by Roberto Bolaño
(1/14/09)
Mel
By Darby Larson (1/11/09)
Maybe
It's Time to Start a Family
By Brendan Procé (1/1/09)
December 2008
The
"Gold Star Reserve" Collection
(12/15/08)
The
"Eyeshot Literary Escort Service"
Collection
(12/14/08)
Beach
By Roberto Bolaño / Trans. Riley
Hanick (12/6/08)
November 2008
Eyeshot-Brand
Spam #9: Up Your Seasonal Warmth
With Rejections & Resonances
& More!
(11/23/08)
Rejection
Letters from the Eyeshot Outbox:
Volume Eight
(11/23/08)
How
Much the Ants Carry
By Tania Hershman (11/15/08)
Books added to The
Readerly Resonance Chamber
include The Elegance of the
Hedgehog, Stoner, Samedi the
Deafness, Exit Ghost, Enormous
Changes at the Last Minute, The
Road, Last Night at the Lobster,
Netherland, Time and Tide, and
This Side of Paradise (11/15/08)
Fighting
It
By Matthew Vollmer (11/3/08)
October 2008
Books added to the newly founded Readerly Resonance Chamber
include 2666,
What
I
Talk About When I Talk About
Running, Libra, Too Loud a
Solitude,The Last Samurai, A
Personal Matter, The Weight of the
World, The Elementary Particles,
Wide-Eyed, On Being Blue,
Correction, A Sport & a
Pasttime, I Am Not Jackson
Pollock, Whatever, Who Will Run
the Frog Hospital?, Signfiying
Rappers, The Beauty of the
Husband, Out of Sheer Rage,
Garden, Ashes, and The
Rings of Saturn
(10/26/08)
Speedboat
By Mark Leidner (10/13/08)
September 2008
Futomaki
Is for Posers
By Mike Damascus (9/19/08)
RIP
DFW (9/14/08)
August 2008
On
Ways of Dealing With Tripping in
Public
By Crispin Best (8/21/08)
Legends
of the Fall
By AE Reiff (8/12/08)
July 2008
Y
Tu Yo Yo Ma Tambien
By Jimmy Chen (7/26/08)
Here
Ye Knives
By Ravi Mangla (7/6/08)
June 2008
Franz
Kafka, Pickup Artist
By Jason Rhode (6/12/08)
Let's
Do It
By Steve Finbow (6/4/08)
May 2008
Fuckbuddy
By Roderic Crooks (5/9/08)
April 2008
Disneyland
By Rory Douglas (4/20/08)
March 2008
Diaspora
By Jenna Humphrey (3/31/08)
Lawnmower
Season
By Spencer Troxell (3/19/08)
Loose
Ends
By Greg Gerke (3/2/08)
February 2008
A
Glacial Parade
By Brian Foley (2/21/08)
January 2008
Novel
Lists, Novel Ahs
by Paul Klinger (1/1/08)
December 2007
Quinton,
Lorna & Fat Susan
By Sean Ruane (12/2/07)
November 2007
Flipping
Out
By Tria Andrews (11/4/07)
October 2007
Recent
Rejection Letters from the Eyeshot
Outbox: Volume Seven (10/7/07)
September 2007
Eyeshot
Lee Klein
By Jimmy Chen (9/15/07)
About
True Stories
By William Petersen (9/2/07)
August 2007
Anna
Was An Acorn
By Ryan Boyle (8/1/07)
July 2007
The
Handshake
By Lee Klein (7/1/07)
June 2007
Twelve
Like Giants
By C.M. Daubenspeck (6/10/07)
May 2007
Birds
By David Gianadda (5/6/07)
April 2007
Putting
Down Roots in Boppard on the Rhine
By Kevin Ó Cuinn (4/24/07)
The
Pornstar
By Michael Stewart (4/13/07)
Jealousy
Ill Suits a Waiter (Part 3)
By Randall DeVallance (4/6/07)
March 2007
A
Bout of Existentialism (Part 2)
By Randall DeVallance (3/27/07)
Adaptation
(Part I)
By Randall DeVallance (3/21/07)
Written
on Sixty-Seventh Listen: Panda
Bear's "Person Pitch"
By Throop Roebling (3/3/07)
February 2007
Thomas
Bernhard & The Necessity of
Complaint
By Maximillian Maxwell, Jr.
(2/22/07)
Rene
. . . Zelleweger? I Think
By Matt Maxwell (2/12/07)
Of
Time and The Liver
By Michael Gause (2/6/07)
January 2007
A
Wilderness, Become A State
By J. Edward Vanno (1/25/07)
God
of Gaps
By Alek Lindus (1/21/07)
For
Kenneth
By Nadine Darling (1/13/07)
December 2006
The
Last American Gentleman
By Kevin Kinsella (12/30/06)
Bigger
By Lars Russell (12/7/06)
October 2006
God
Likes My Curveball
By Runtsfelder Le Bosch (10/1/06)
August 2006
Understander
Aloft
By Able Apples (8/21/06)
Reflections
on Sin, Pain, Hope, & The True
Way: #1 - Summertime (8/12/06)
Disappear
Mt. Rainier: Video (8/3/06)
May-June2006
All
Aboard the Bloated Boat: Arguments
in Favor of Barry Bonds
(5/11/06)
Penelope
By Throop Roebling (5/2/06)
April 2006
Shots
of the Iowa City Tornado
(4/14/06)
March 2006
The
Penitent Life
By Randall DeVallance (3/1/06)
February 2006
Fifteen
Stories Beginning With "Once Upon
A Time"
By Rachel Summer Tupelo (2/1/06)
January 2006
Alternation
December 2005
The
Poet's Alphabet
By Tracey Hill (12/1/05)
November 2005
Bee
Stings
By Ricky Garni (11/1/05)
October 2005
Voring
Falls, Or Voringfossen
By Terrence Dunn (10/1/05)
September 2005
One-Minute
Killers
By Steve Finbow (9/2/05)
August 2005
An
Interesting Thing About Jimmy
Carter & Tiger Woods
(8/15/05)
Stroke
of Luck or Butter on Toast
By Shelly Rich (8/8/05)
D&H
Q&A
With Jamie Allen (8/2/05)
July 2005
Bedroom,
Circa 1988
By Marc Peacock Brush (7/25/05)
Problems
Faced by Victorian Paparazzi
By James Warner (7/17/05)
If
Molly Loved Bunyan
By Brian Willems (7/10/05)
Groundhog
Day at the Palace
By Kevin O Cuinn (7/5/05)
June 2005
The
Dicing of Onions With Short, Sharp
Knives
By Dan Weaver (6/26/05)
My
Fantastic Death
By Darby Larson (6/12/05)
The
Tyranny of the Middle-Aged
Short-Story Writers
By Andrew Day (6/1/05)
May 2005
Why
I'll Always Wear Layers
By Caroline Kepnes (5/15/05)
Columbus
of the Cloaca: A Memoir of
Revolutionary Paris
By J. Sallini-Genovese (5/7/05)
Whitewash
By Jenny Bitner (5/1/05)
April 2005
1e4
By Joey Comeau (4/25/05)
The
Shark Was Stubborn & They Both
Starved
By Tao Lin (4/17/05)
The
Circus From Where I Stand
By Charles Ullmann (4/13/05)
Letters
to Frank Conroy From His Students
(4/6/05)
March 2005
High-Dive
By Steven Coy (3/31/05)
I
Wore My Mother's Face
By Michael Fowler (3/27/05)
Three
Simple Steps to Reviving the
Democratic Party
By Will Layman (3/24/05)
Passenger
By Rachel Summer Tupelo (3/21/05)
Optimist's
Club
By Daniel Alarcon (3/2/05)
February 2005
Valparaiso
de Mi Amor
By Daniel Alarcon (2/25/05)
Radio
Cooperativa
By Daniel Alarcon (2/21/05)
Steak
& Pizza
By Daniel Alarcon (2/18/05)
Las
Cañas & Gualeguaychu
By Daniel Alarcon (2/16/05)
Secret
Illicit Night Movements
By Chris Diken (2/10/05)
Other
Things That May Very Well Eat Me
By Spencer Troxell (2/4/05)
January 2005
Buenos
Aires, Montevideo & Colonia
By Daniel Alarcon (1/29/05)
Nominations
& Other News for Now
(1/15/05)
December 2004
Directions
for Using My My Slo-Mo Button
By Jamie Allen (12/13/04)
Because
You
Just Lie There And I Want To
By Steve Finbow
(12/05/04)
November 2004
Alma's
Ears
By Steven Coy (11/30/04)
Weerding
Filk
By F.R.R. Mallory (11/25/04)
The
Night I Got Jumped . . . But
Didn't
By Jon Friedman (11/17/04)
Post-Election
Analysis
By Will Layman (11/11/04)
Transmission
Sent Shortly After Kerry's
Concession
By Chris O. Cook (11/7/04)
Post-Election
Mourning (11/3/04)
October 2004
Last
Minute Election Predictions
By Will Layman (10/29/04)
Deleted
Scenes Included on "The Passion of
the Christ" New Collector's
Edition DVD
By Stephen Ausherman (10/25/04)
Sea
By Bay Anapol (10/21/04)
Spirit
and Opportunity
By David Connerly Nahm (10/15/04)
Deleted
Lines From My Replies to Mass
Mailings
By Jeffrey Yamaguchi (10/10/04)
In
the Fashion
By Case Miller (10/6/04)
From
the Journal of Mike Shipley, Unfit
Parent
By Randall DeVallance (10/3/04)
September 2004
Gratuitous
Sex
By Matt Maxwell (9/29/04)
Rolling
to a Stop
By David Kennerly (9/26/04)
Fortune
Cookie Mistakes (In Haiku Form)
By Kevin Sampsell (9/22/04)
Where
I Live(d)
By William Painter (9/19/04)
Instructions
By Christopher J. Stephens (9/16/04)
Outsourcing
My Love
By Mike Sacks (9/13/04)
9/11
Memorial (9/11/04)
Chicken
or Fish
By Grant Bailie (9/7/04)
Pictures
From the Republican National
Convention Protests
By Chad Laird (9/6/04)
Lamb,
Three Ways
By Melissa Bell (9/3/04)
August 2004
The
Truth
About Belafonte Garcia
By Jamie Allen
(8/23/04)
Alternating
Mode (8/1/04)
July 2004
Not
Very Far From the Tree
By Savannah Schroll (7/26/04)
I
Am the Third
By Ronnie Cordova (7/23/04)
Memoirs
of a Twenty-Four-Year-Old
By Christophe Richardson (7/21/04)
Champagne
By Jay Wexler (7/19/04)
And
the Birds Were Singing
By Grant Perry (7/16/04)
Falling
Man
By Kerim Peirce (7/14/04)
The
Nature of Planets
By Darby Larson (7/12/04)
Marlene
& Philip
By Ryan Kennebeck (7/9/04)
Lion
By Lars Russell (7/8/04)
Recent
Rejection Letters From the Eyeshot
Outbox: Volume Six
(7/5/04)
The
Politics of Spangles
By Steve Finbow (7/2/04)
June 2004
The
By Randall DeVallance (6/29/04)
We
Did Not Call This Boy Brother
By Peter Markus (6/25/04)
Post-Its
Framing Candles
By Sarah Stodola (6/23/04)
Why
I Can't Vote Nader
By Matthew Simmons (6/21/04)
The
Babysitter
By Annie DiMario (6/18/04)
The
Self-Portrait Blog
By Mr. Nessuno (6/16/04)
Midlife
Career Transition
By Stephen Ausherman (6/15/04)
Echolalia
By William Pelot Moore (6/14/04)
Seamus
By Charles Ullmann (6/11/04)
Final
Call
By James Stegall (6/9/04)
Five
Poems
By Shafer Hall & Erica Kaufman
(With Titles From Daniel Nester)
(6/6/04)
Meeting
James Brooks
By G. David Schwartz (6/4/04)
After
Ice
Cream
By Michael
Hartford (6/2/04)
May 2004
So
There Was This Myth
By C. Namwali Serpell (5/30/04)
This
Is All Very Like The Last Time
By Steve Finbow (5/27/04)
An
Advice Columnist's Advice to
Herself
By Gina Zucker (5/25/04)
On
This Date in Hypothetical History
By Eric Silver (5/23/04)
Things
You Would Know About Paul If You
Were His Friend
By Timmy Waldron (5/21/04)
Fight
Club for Kindergartners
By Chris Higgs (5/19/04)
Pimping
the Egotourism + Relocation
Externalities + Refreshment of
Editorial Energies
(5/01/04)
April 2004
Pindar's
Apes
By Bruce Gatenby (4/29/04)
A
Rack of My Own
By Michael Fowler (4/27/04)
Sir
Isaac Everything
By Jeremy Richards (4/25/04)
We
Look At Porn So You Don't Have To
By Mark O'Neil (4/22/04)
The
Journeyman
By Aaron Burch (4/20/04)
The
Photographer
By Boo Boo Wilkes (4/19/04)
The
Lost Movie Theaters of
Southeastern Brooklyn &
Rockaway Beach
By Richard Grayson (4/15/04)
Lip
Reading Classes Five Bucks
By Shafer Hall (4/11/04)
Variations
on a Party
By Charles Ullmann (4/9/04)
Some
of My Clothes Have Proper Names
By Kevin Hyde (4/7/04)
Absolut
Boudinot
By Ryan Boudinot (4/6/04)
What
Follows
After He Steps Through the
Door of the Restaurant Is
Pretty Much A Given
By Elizabeth
Arrighetti (4/4/04)
Mercenary
By Jamie Allen
(4/1/04)
March 2004
The
Wall Mirror
By James Stegall (3/29/04)
I'm
So Sorry Katrina
By Kenneth Darling (3/26/04)
Gallagher
By Karl Lintvedt (3/24/04)
Selected
Notes on the Later Works of Queen,
The Author's Favorite Rock Band
By Daniel Nester (3/21/04)
The
Seven Basic Plots
By John Leary (3/18/04)
How
To Assassinate a Slam Poet
By Stephan Ausherman (3/17/04)
George
Calls John to Congratulate Him on
His Victory & Talk About
Literature
By Andrew Bomback (3/16/04)
Ponies
By Case Miller (3/14/04)
Billy
By Jeff Marsh (3/9/04)
Holy
Shitballs!
By Joshua
Bayvers (3/7/04)
The
Island
of Light
By Julie Douglas
(3/3/04)
Man
Alive!
By Beau
Gunderson (3/1/04)
February 2004
An
E-Mail
Correspondence With a
Republican
By Donnie Boman
(2/29/04)
A
More Complete Understanding of the
Misery of the World
By Chris Diken (2/26/04)
Art
or Else
By Maurice Oliver (2/25/04)
Tougher
Than Anything in the Animal
Kingdom
By Steve Finbow (2/23/04)
Writing:
The Most Gay of Sciences
By Will Von Ratblood (2/19/04)
Bittersweet
Gift
By Josh Campbell
(2/18/04)
Black
History
Month Tributes to My Favorite
Black People
By Christopher
Monks (2/15/04)
Like
the King Crying At His Graceland
Giftshop (2/13/04)
Like
Arkansas
At Dawn (2/12/04)
Recycling
Mode (2/2/04-2/12/04)
January 2004
There
Are Many New Irritable Colon
Videos
By President John Smith (1/30/04)
An
E-Mail I Sent to Lorrie Moore
By Tao Lin (1/28/04)
The
Accidental Flasher
By Michael Fowler (1/26/04)
Transubstantiation
By Alicia Gifford (1/22/04)
A
Letter of Complaint & A
Rejected Story
By Jeff Callico (1/21/04)
The
Wooly Mammoth
By Claudia Smith (1/18/04)
Context,
Part II: More on Susanna & The
Color Red
By Calvin Liu (1/16/04)
If
My Life Were to Appear Suddenly in
the Movie Review Section of "The
Saratogian Saturday Extra"
By Mark O'Neil (1/13/04)
Loneliness
By Traian Badulescu (1/11/04)
Recent
Rejection
Letters from the Eyeshot
Outbox - Vol. 5
(1/8/04)
The
One
You've Seen A Zillion Times
By Josh Abraham
(1/4/04)
December 2003
The
Sofa
By Ryan Boudinot (12/31/03)
I
Would Not, Could Not, In the Dark
By Terrence Dunn (12/26/03)
Eight
Ways to Make Your Stocking
Stuffers More Exciting!
By Kevin Hyde (12/23/03)
Action
Badger
By Stephen Ausherman (12/21/03)
Eyeshot's
Contribution to Yankee Pot Roast's
"Neal Pollack Roast"
By Wilmer Wildebeestbreast
(12/15/03)
Four
Memories
By Theodore Beck (12/11/03)
A
Woman Is A Woman Is An Angry Woman
By Jason Dulde (12/10/03)
A
Letter From Stockholm About
Immigrants & Public Speaking
By Jensen Whelan (12/6/03)
Home
By C.J. Bledsoe
(12/3/03)
November 2003
Mermaids
By Shauna McKenna (11/28/03)
Car
Singer
By Steven Coy (11/24/03)
He
Developed What His Wife Called A
"London Library Complex"
By Karen Ashburner (11/20/03)
Maladroit
By Jared Hegwood (11/18/03)
Announcing
Eyeshot's Friendly Shoppes for
Aural & Textual Excitement
(11/17/03)
Dear
Virus Alert Sender
By Kevin Sampsell (11/14/02)
True
Things About Trish
By Kevin Fanning (11/12/03)
Context:
This, A Photograph Taken During My
Last Birthday Binge, Exactly One
Year Ago
By Calvin Liu (11/10/03)
Crude
Oil & Coffee Enemas: Xavier
Lipshitz Writing From 30,000 Feet
Above the Earth's Surface
By Matthew St. Amand (11/5/03)
(A
Sea of) Blue Helmets
By William Painter (11/2/03)
October 2003
Brief
Distraction of a Peculiar Sort
By Blake Butler (10/30/03)
Conjoined
By Elizabeth Ellen (10/26/03)
Some
Empty Envelopes
By Donnie Boman (10/24/03)
A
Critical Analysis of Lee Klein's
"Not the Reason the Dodgers Left
Town"
By Steven Coy (10/22/03)
My
Friend Dick
By Darby Larson (10/19/03)
Study
Guide for a Book in a Plain Brown
Wrapper
By J.D. Finch (10/17/03)
Haze
By Gary Glauber (10/15/03)
Monday
Morning
By Dorothee Lang (10/13/03)
Luka:
Sixteen Years Later
By Christopher Monks (10/8/03)
This
By Jamie Allen
(10/5/03)
The
Chat
By Steve
Delahoyde (10/1/03)
September 2003
Gunpowder
for
a Young Nation
By Karen
Ashburner (9/29/03)
Not
So
Smart Young Man
By Geoff
Wolinetz (9/26/03)
A
Leaflet to Discourage Children
From Becoming Too Involved
With Their Therapists in Later
Life
By Rob Sears
(9/20/03)
Black
&
White Zoo
By Jay Wexler
(9/17/03)
Introducing
The
Cruciflex
By Matthew St.
Amand (9/14/03)
My
God
Died Young
By Thomas
Roberge (9/7/03)
Pregnancy
Lessons,
Learned & Relayed
By Sandra Dee
Crape (9/4/03)
The
Situation's
Gravity
By Steven
Seighman (9/1/03)
August 2003
Recent
Rejection
Letters From the Eyeshot
Outbox
(8/23/03)
Nothing
Is
Posted Today
(8/20/03)
August
Alternation
(8/6/03)
Squirt
Gun
By Aaron Burch
(8/2/03)
July 2003
The
Simplified
Skeleton
By Karen
Ashburner (7/29/03)
High-Def
(Blue
Line Rouge)
By William
Painter (7/27/03)
Whisk(e)y
By Dennis
DiClaudio (7/24/03)
Introducing
the
Eyeshot Search Function:
Enhanced Navigational
Coherency
(7/23/03)
The
Eyeshot
Literary Escort Service
Presents: Miss Lola Belle
(7/19/03)
Like
Sand
By Matt Gordon
(7/16/03)
Banana
Girl
By Ted Bajek
(7/13/03)
A
Letter About A Dream & A
Conversation About A Moose
By Jensen Whelan
(7/10/03)
Embarrassing
Situations
By Jamie Allen
(7/7/03)
Hell
No:
A Play in One Act
By Calvin Liu
(7/4/03)
Even
More
Submission
By Ali Hekal
(7/3/03)
Interview
With
the Devil
By Matthew St.
Amand (7/2/03)
June 2003
This
Old
Hammer Killed John Henry
By Karen
Ashburner (6/29/03)
A
Singular Obsession
By Savannah
Schroll (6/26/03)
Results
From
Eyeshot's Second Silent
Reading
(6/24/03)
Xavier
Lipshitz
& International Intrigue
By Matthew St.
Amand (6/22/03)
Mid-Latitude
Depressions
By Bryson
Newhart (6/18/03)
Actual
Letter
Sent to Restaurant Corporation
Received by
Steven Coy (6/17/03)
Flowers
in
My Back Pocket
By Donnie Boman
(6/16/03)
Homework
By Mark Gordon
(6/13/03)
My
Real
World Diary
By Ben Brown
(6/11/03)
Idiot
People
With Guns
By Jamie Allen
(6/9/03)
Old
Navy
By Peter Dabbene
(6/6/03)
Pick
Me,
Pick Me
By Michael Van
Vleet (6/2/03)
May 2003
The
Beginnings
of The World
By Pitchaya
Sudbanthad (5/30/03)
Linux
Device
Drivers: An Earlier Version
By Joey Mitchell
Comeau (5/29/03)
Prior
To
Returning The Adoption
By Blake Butler
(5/26/03)
Been
All
Around And Like No One
By Ken Fowles
(5/23/03)
Seven
Musical
Virtues: Side B of A
Confessional Mix-Tape
By Pasha Malla
(5/21/02)
The
Seagulls
Circled Over Her Head
By Mark Gordon
(5/18/02)
A
Trio of Questionable
Youngsters
By Tom Bradley
(5/16/03)
The
Eclipse
By Ovidiu
Bufnila (5/14/03)
Where
Were
We?!?: Alibis & Accounts
of Eyeshot's First Silent
Reading
(5/12/03)
Requirements
For
A Position As My Lover
By Jensen Whalen
(5/9/03)
The
Puritan
By Ken McKenzie
(5/7/03)
You
Are
A 14-Year-Old Arab Chick Who
Just Moved To Texas
By Randa Jarrar
(5/5/03)
You
Are
Invited To Read At Our First
Reading (5/2/03)
Written
On
First Listen: Laetitia
Sadier's "Monade"
By Throop
Roebling (5/1/03)
April 2003
Landscape,
With
Geese
By Danielle
Lavaque-Manty (4/30/03)
George's
Burning
By Jamie Allen
(4/27/03)
Announcing
Our
Inaugural Reading
(4/27/03)
Seven
Musical
Sins: A Confessional Mix Tape
By Pasha Malla
(4/24/03)
Acceptance
Letters
From The Eyeshot Outbox
(4/23/03)
Writing
Dynamic
Fiction
By Rick Larsen
(4/21/03)
My
Muse
By Darby Larson
(4/18/03)
My
Cartoon
Eye
By Joel Van
Noord (4/16/03)
Errata
By Mark O'Neil
(4/13/03)
13
Sentence
Selections From The Online
Journal Of A Famous Gay Porn
Star
By Susannah
Breslin (4/10/03)
Two
Owls
By Kelvin Gordon
(4/9/03)
Please
Respond
To The Following Statements
By James Stegall
(4/7/03)
Please
Imagine
By Steven Coy
(4/4/03)
What
To
Do When You Enter The Room
By Kevin Fanning
(4/2/03)
March 2003
Regarding
The
Insurance Defense Attorney
By Maud Newton
(3/31/03)
Nothing
Personal
By David
Barringer (3/28/03)
Bumper
Stickers
By Kevin Hyde
(3/26/03)
The
Summer
Offensive
By Tobias Seamon
(3/24/03)
The
President's
Handler
By Jamie Allen
(3/21/03)
Last
Words
By Matt Roden
(3/19/03)
Ginny
Wray's
Memorial Compilation
(3/18/03)
Upcoming
Appearances
By Maximillian
"Max" Maxwell, Jr. (3/17/03)
Interview
With
The World's Most Fervent
Sploshers
By Donnie Boman
(3/14/03)
The
Screenplay
of Ted's Life: Scene #9,787
By Christopher
Monks (3/11/03)
Scherzo
By Robert Pearre
(3/8/03)
A
Day At The Beach
By Dennis
DiClaudio (3/5/03)
And
All
Her Bridges Burn'd
By Linda Boroff
(3/3/03)
February 2003
Re:
Our
Relationship Wasn't A Game
By Pasha Malla
(2/27/03)
In
Transit
By Ginny Wray
(2/25/03)
Share
The
Road
By Laura
Golembiewski (2/22/03)
Vision
Of
Love
By James f. Ward
(2/19/03)
Operation
AWOL
By Diane Payne
(2/16/03)
A
Short Scene From Those Saintly
Victorian Times
By Steve
Delahoyde (2/12/03)
February
Fun (2/7-2/11/03)
January 2003
Alternating
Mode (1/18-2/6/03)
Worse
Than
Fur
By Paul A. Toth
(1/16/03)
Because
He
Can
By Micahel Gates
(1/12/03)
The
Girl
Who Chased The Boys
By Elizabeth
Ellen (1/8/03)
Harrison's
Hand
By Chris Power
(1/6/03)
Che
In
The Amazon
By Michael Alan
(1/1/03)
December 2002
Interpretation
Of,
And Pronunciation Guide For,
REO Speedwagon's 1980 Hit,
'Keep On Lovin' You'
By Jamie Allen
(12/22/02)
On
The
Freeway
By Tracy
Scarpino (12/20/02)
The
Red
Light
By Ginny Wray
(12/18/02)
Written
on
First Listen: Godspeed You!
Black Emperor's "Yanqui
U.X.O."
By Throop
Roebling (12/16/02)
Box
By J.B. Miller
(12/13/02)
More
Submission
By Ali Hekal
(12/12/02)
Anxieties
Of
The First Trimester
By Shauna
McKenna (12/11/02)
The
Eyeshot
Literary Escort Service
Presents Whitney Pastorek
(12/9/02)
Something
For
A Nickel
By Tobias Seamon
(12/6/02)
My
Beautiful
Son
By Aaron Burch
(12/4/02)
Meaninglessness,
Or
The Leprechaun Who Granted Me
Three Magical Beers
By Karl Lintvedt
(12/2/2002)
November 2002
9
Tips To Spice Up Your Sex Life
By Eric
Spitznagel (11/29/02)
How
To
Navigate Your Dreams
By Jamie Allen
(11/27/02)
Interview
With
An Independent Publisher On
His Recent Vascetomy
By Jim Ruland
(11/25/02)
This
Part
Of Town
By Dorothee Lang
(11/20/02)
Looking
For
"You" + 1%
By Mr. Nessuno
(11/18/02)
The
Eyeshot
Literary Escort Service
Presents Elizabeth Ellen
(11/15/02)
Some
Notes
Regarding My Stint As
Second-And-A-Half String
Center On My Freshman Football
Team, Circa 1983
By Jay Wexler
(11/13/02)
If
On
A Winter's Night, A Minotaur
Plus Four
By Noah
Hoffenberg (11/11/02)
An
Interview
With Donnie Boman,The World's
Leading Creative Plagiarist
(11/7/02)
Lesbian
Terrorists
By Donnie Boman
(11/6/02)
Disposition
By Darren
Higgins (11/4/02)
Self-Portrait,
With
Squirrels
By Ginny Wray
(11/1/02)
October 2002
A
Short Examination in Forensic
Pathology
By Mark O'Neil
(10/30/02)
Eyeshot
Literary
Escort Service Presents Shauna
McKenna (10/28/02)
A
Comic
By Waki Gamez
(10/25/02)
Beware
The
Ides Of March
By Emerson
Dameron (10/24/02)
Submission
By Ali Hekal
(10/23/02)
Larger
On
Smaller
By Nathan Ihara
(10/20/02)
The
Eyeshot
Literary Escort Service
Presents Sam Lipsyte
(10/17/02)
Felicity
or
Velocity
By Theresa Rusho
(10/16/02)
How
To
Engage In Certain Activities
During These Crazy Times
By Jamie Allen
AKA "A Concerned Citizen"
(10/14/02)
Obsession
With
Sheila
By Vanessa
Morsse (10/11/02)
Finally,
A
Fair Review of Zadie Smith's
"The Autograph Man"
By Throop
Roebling (10/9/02)
The
Readathon
By Kevin Hyde
(10/6/02)
I
Was An Ice Cream Man: Part II
By Miss Lola
Belle (10/3/02)
Zombie
Apocalypse
By Matt Roden
(10/1/02)
September 2002
Rejection
Letters
From The Eyeshot Outbox:
Volume Three (9/29/02)
Water
On
The Rocks
By Cameron
McClure (9/27/02)
The
White
Oliphaunts
By Tobias Seamon
(9/25/02)
Jonathan
Safran
Foer Presents "A Tale of Two
Cities"
By Seth Endo
(9/22/02)
Charles
By Elizabeth
Ellen (9/20/02)
The
Thumbsucker's
Girlfriend
By Derek Jenkins
(9/18/02)
Another
Reconstituted
IM Transcript
By Christine
Hamm (9/17/02)
An
Open
Letter To A Thief
By Donnie Boman
(9/16/02)
91
Contemporary
Ballets
By Richard
Kostelanetz (9/13/02)
Announcing
The
Open Hand of Eyeshot's
Humility (9/12/02)
The
Tiger
Trap
By Lee Klein
(9/11/02)
I
Die
By Kevin Hyde
(9/9/02)
On
The
Jitney
By Ginny Wray
(9/5/02)
Eyeshot-Brand
Spam:
We Are Indiscriminately
Soliciting Women (9/4/02)
Crying,
Counting,
Looking, Burning, Calling,
Burning
By Nathan Ihara
(9/4/02)
August 2002
Nothing
Is
Posted Today
By No One
(8/16/02 to 9/3/02)
Six
Prose
Poems No One Else Will Publish
By Mr. Nessuno
(8/15/02)
Nativity
By Meg Buzzi
(8/13/02)
Star
Comedy
By Democrats
By Donnie Boman
(8/12/02)
Collected
Letters:
Installment Five
By Steve
Delahoyde (8/9/02)
Collected
Letters:
Installment Four
By Steve
Delahoyde (8/8/02)
Collected
Letters:
Installment Three
By Steve
Delahoyde (8/7/02)
Collected
Letters:
Installment Two
By Steve
Delahoyde (8/6/02)
Collected
Letters:
Installment One
By Steve
Delahoyde (8/5/02)
Big
Bad
Bud
By Jim Ruland
(8/1/02)
July 2002
Ping-Pong
Central
By Jamie Allen
(7/30/02)
Seeping
Sand
By Ginny Wray
(7/26/02)
The
Dream
By Lydia
Copeland (7/24/02)
Prizes
By Kevin Hyde
(7/22/02)
The
Rejection
of Caine's Poetry
(7/19/02)
The
Business
Mohawk
By Ben Brown
(7/18/02)
Analysis
By Steve
Delahoyde (7/16/02)
Packing
Heat
In Oslo
By Ptim Callan
(7/13/02)
The
Giant
Clempen
By David
Barringer (7/11/02)
Adventures
Of
An Alliterative Abecedarian
By Bryson
Newhart (7/9/02)
A
Warning Against Divinity &
Praise For Superintendency
By John Dermot
Woods (7/8/01)
The
Thing
In My Pants
By Maud Newton
(7/5/01)
No
One
Likes It
By Kevin Hyde
(7/3/02)
I
Will Not Be Reading Tonight
By Lee Klein
(7/1/02)
June 2002
The
Eyeshot
Literary Escort Service
Presents The Other Lee Klein
(6/28/02)
I
Was An Ice Cream Man
By Miss Lola
Belle (6/24/02)
The
Hel
By Kelly Daniels
(6/24/02)
Dan
&
Camille
By Sven Dali
(6/23/02)
The
Eyeshot
Literary Escort Service
Presents Jonathan Ames
(6/20/02)
This
Exit
By Ginny Wray
(6/17/02)
Karaoke
Daydream,
In Three Parts
By Jamie Allen
(6/14/02)
Lame
Twat
Who Likes To Karaoke
Writes
A
Couple Of Personal Ads
By Donnie Boman
(6/12/02)
The
Note
By Kathy Cheng
(6/10/02)
A
Note on the Reorganization of
the Left Drop-down Menu
(6/9/02)
The
Weaning
By Micheal
Fowler (6/7/02)
Three
Letters
& Three Poems: Gopy
Darling's Third Installment
(6/6/02)
How
The
Butterfly Lost Its Wings
By Ptim Callan
(6/4/02)
Public
Access
By Ron Gibson,
Jr (6/2/02)
May 2002
The
Apple
By Waki Gamez
& Steve Delahoyde (5/31/02)
The
Machine
By Steve
Delahoyde & Waki Gamez
(5/30/02)
We
Want
To Stand Out
By Sarah M.
Balcomb (5/28/02)
Why
You
Should Touch My Balls
By Will RatBlood
(5/26/02)
Super
Nose
& The Toll She Took On
Milk, Please
By David
Gianadda (5/24/02)
Both
Of
Us Pushing
By Scott Gould
(5/22/02)
Does
God
Wear Boxers Or Briefs?: A
Transcryptic Medley From The
Referendum On The Mississippi
State Flag
By Michael Frost
(5/20/02)
Two
Recent
Letters From Gopy Darling
(5/17/02)
Arguments
In
Favor Of A Generally Unpopular
Belief
By Viento Fuerte
(5/16/02)
Lies,
Half-Truths,
& Societal Manipulations
By Judd Hampton
(5/15/02)
Excerpt
From
"Peggie"
By Robert Levin
(5/14/02)
Announcing
Eyeshot's
Area For Textual Encounter
(5/11/02)
Interview
Pertaining
To Giant Squid
By Ramon Benetiz
(5/10/02)
Letter
To
Alison
By David
Barringer (5/8/02)
All
New
Rejection Letters From The
Eyeshot Outbox (5/7/02)
My
Hair
Is So Crazy
By Jamie Allen
(5/4/02)
Chicken
(Part
II)
By James Stegall
(5/2/02)
Chicken
(Part
I)
By James Stegall
(5/1/02)
April 2002
Scramble
the
Stacks! - Scraps of Text
Depicting A Few Days During
Which Eyeshot Fucked With The
Underground Literary Alliance
(4/30/02)
Something
I
Stole From A Child's Science
Book, Circa 1964
By Karen
Ashburner (4/28/02)
The
Scattering
By Jennifer Amey
(4/25/02)
Sequel
Rights
By Ian Randall
Wilson (4/23/02)
Traumarama
Revisted
By Waki Gamez
& Steve Delahoyde (4/21/02)
Words
Beginning
With The Letter B, Illustrated
By A Bold Tale About A Boy
Named B.
By Silvia Chair
(4/19/02)
True
Love
By Sona Avakian
(4/17/02)
Polygamy
Problems
By Claire Zulkey
(4/15/02)
Lil'
Crawdaddy
Heaven
By David
Barringer (4/12/02)
A
Quick Comment About All the
Similes (& The Letter "N")
in Kevin Brockmeier's "Things
That Fall From The Sky"
By Throop
Roebling (4/11/02)
Words
Beginning
With the Letter A, Illustrated
By A Fanciful Tale About A
Woman Named A.
By Dawn Treader
(4/9/02)
The
Motions
By Kristin
McGonigle (4/5/02)
The
Day
After Spiderman Blew Out Of
Town
By Danielle
LaVaque-Manty (4/1/02)
March 2002
Notes
on
Notes
By Sarah Stodola
(3/31/02)
How
To
Lose Over 100 Pounds in One
Day
By James Lewis
(3/29/02)
Your
Story
Got Picked Up
By Susan
Henderson (3/25/02)
A
Heartfelt Plea To Two Victual
Behemoths
By Waki Gamez
(3/24/02)
The
Eyeshot
Literary Escort Service
Presents James Norton
(3/21/02)
Nothing
Happened
By Max Liu
(3/16/02)
The
Eyeshot
Literary Escort Service
Presents Drachen Fliegen
(3/13/02)
Seven
Ways
To Quiet Your Nerves
By Matt Hale
(3/11/02)
How
It
Was When I Lost My Fingernail
By Thisbe Nissen
(3/8/02)
The
Eyeshot
Literary Escort Service
Presents Steve Delahoyde
(3/6/02)
Letter
to
the Editor: Introducing
Eyeshot's Literary Escort
Service (3/4/02)
The
Bible,
Walt Whitman, & Leo
Tolstoy
By Catherine
Daly (3/3/02)
Body
of
Work
By Brian Alan
Lane (3/01/02)
February 2002
The
Karma
of 10,000 Turkeys
By Barrett Crary
(2/27/02)
A
Smidgeon of Supposed Dialogue
From A Book I've Never Read
By Steve
Delahoyde (2/25/02)
Death
&
The Salesman
By Paul Jason
Street (2/22/02)
Bleeding
Heart
By Ginny Wray
(2/20/02)
ú
By Brian Ames
(2/19/02)
You
Should
Buy This Now: Pindeldyboz #2 (2/18/02)
Brainbust
II (2/10/02)
Exp.
Caterpillar
By Karl Lindvedt
(2/7/02)
Excerpt
From
"Bar Room Etiquette"
By Barrett Crary
(2/6/02)
I
Punched Up The Press Packet A
Bit
By James Norton
(2/3/02)
January 2002
Four
New
Noble Professions
By Lindsay
Robertson (1/30/02)
Sub
Mission
By Steve
Delahoyde (1/28/02)
Some
Notes
on Etiquette
By Thisbe Nissen
(1/25/02)
The
Lady
With The Hair
By Michael Gates
(1/22/02)
Stargazing
By Josh Emmons
(1/20/02)
Stitches
By Shauna
McKenna (1/17/02)
Incense
and
Thalidomide
By Steven
Fennier Lee (1/15/02)
Interview
With
An Autopublisher
By Drachen
Fliegen (1/13/02)
Logic
Fun
for the Family
By Ginny Wray
(1/10/02)
Beware
of
"We Are the Championtours"
By Pim De
Louwere (1/9/02)
How
I
Handled Harold
By Rusty W.
Spell (1/7/02)
December 2001
Recycling
Mode (12/14/01)
Seventh
Inning
Stretch: A True Story
By Paul Jason
Street (12/13/01)
The
Apartment
That Jack Rents
By Jennifer Amey
(12/11/01)
Brown
Paper
Bag
By Sebastian
Zach (12/10/01)
Traumarama
By Steve
Delahoyde (12/7/01)
Can't
Wake
Up Unless I'm Sleeping
By Sarah M.
Balcomb (12/5/01)
Hanging
Dinosaurs
By Alice
Cortland (12/4/01)
November 2001
The
Man
Who Mooneyed Around
By Keely Simone
(11/29/01)
The
Presidential
Decrees #4: Public Introverts
By John Horne
Canning (11/28/01)
The
Presidential
Decrees #3: Misceganation
By John Horne
Canning (11/27/01)
The
Presidential
Decrees #2: Crosstrainers
By John Horne
Canning (11/26/01)
The
Presidential
Decrees #1: Raygun
By John Horne
Canning (11/25/01)
Recently
Channeled
Dorothy Parker Poems
By Sean Carman
(11/21/01)
Ripped
From
the Headlines #1
By James Norton
(11/20/01)
Thinking
Out
of the Box
By Shauna
McKenna (11/17/01)
Rejection
Letters
From the Eyeshot Outbox
(11/16/01)
Depression
and
a Dildo
By Mr. Nessuno
(11/14/01)
An
Unauthorized
Compilation of Keyword
Metatags Swiped From The
Source Code of A Few Websites
(11/13/01)
Satirists
Suck!
By B. Rooney
Leshe (11/11/01)
Something
and
Something Is Sometimes Nothing
By Stephany
Aulenback (11/9/01)
The
Need
for Running Water
By Nathan Oates
(11/7/01)
Predictions
for
the 2001-2002 NBA Season
By John Leary
& Jim Ruland (11/5/01)
What
Are
These? These Are Submissions
By Steve
Delahoyde (11/3/01)
They
Have
Crumbled
By Bryson
Newhart (11/1/01)
October 2001
Heresy
&
Plagiarism in a Time of
Blandishing
By Bubbles
Ganesh (10/29/01)
The
Fill
in the End
By Elena Aiello
(10/27/01)
Hotels
I
Have Known
By Van Neeko
Clariot (10/24/01)
A
Story That Uses The Word
"Cropdusted"
By Jimmy Flynn
(10/23/01)
Brainbust
(Weekend
Exploration) Part I
(10/19/01)
We
Can't
Stop Talking Or We Don't Talk
At All
By Alana Kumbier
(10/18/01)
Anthraxeroxica
By Lee Klein
(10/16/01)
How
To
Make A Funnel Cake
By Miss Lola
Belle (10/15/01)
The
Beginning
of the Wrong Novel
By Amanda Erye
Ward (10/14/01)
Gersamane's
Adventures
in the Land of Wonderment
By Geoffery
Boisson (10/12/01)
When
You
Turn Everything Into Symbol,
Bad Things Happen: Part I -
The Pretty Girl
By Zadie Smith
(10/9/01)
Eyeshot-Brand
Spam
#4: New Work, New York - A
Call for Raid Responses
(10/8/01)
Patterson
By Whitney
Pastorek (10/5/01)
Short
Descriptions
of Recent Dreams
By George Gilbs
(10/4/01)
September 2001
Maggie's
Last
Memory
By Matt Semele
(9/30/01)
Blatant
Heliopagus
By Drachen
Fliegen (9/28/01)
Polaris
By James Norton
(9/26/01)
Real
&
True
By Shauna
McKenna (9/24/01)
The
Thinking
Reed
By Leda Swann
(9/20/01)
A
Disturbing Thing About
Microsoft Word's Wingdings
(9/19/01)
Appetite
By Mary
Richardson Graham (9/18/01)
Will
You
Please Watch Out (9/17/01)
How
This
Now Goes On (9/15/01)
A
Few Thoughts About Retaliating
Against The Folks Responsible
(9/13/01)
Those
Who
Harbor Them Are Fucked (9/11/01)
Pictures
of
the Twin Towers Burning &
Collapsing From Points in
Williamsburg Brooklyn &
Views of Smoke Downtown in
Tribeca (9/11/01)
The
Alien
in the Backyard
By Carrie
Hoffman (9/10/01)
Heaven
Sent
By Brian Alan
Lane (9/7/01)
They
Were
Bleeding
By Jonathan
Frank (9/6/01)
The
Tin
of Happiness
By Ed Page
(9/4/01)
Please
Help
The Eyeshot Editor Find a Job
(9/4/01)
August 2001
Eyeshot
Patient/Product
Prescribing Information
Eyeshot
Brand-Spam #3 (8/30/01)
The
House
Special
By Gillian Kemp
(8/29/01)
Nothing
Is
Posted Today
By No One
(8/27/01)
This
Is
Achievement
By Jersey Boyd
(8/24/01)
A
Message of Vital Importance to
Workers in The Food Service
Industry, Quickly Translated
From The Spanish (8/23/01)
The
Urban
Heat Island Effect
By Latka
Spelling (8/22/01)
One
With
Nature
By Lao Guardian
(8/21/01)
Breanna
Dawson,
Career Girl
By Shauna
McKenna (8/19/01)
Proving
Grounds
By Tom Bradley
(8/16/01)
Fugue
By Whitney
Pastorek (8/14/01)
The
Plot
Revealed: "The Others"
By Throop
Roebling (8/13/01)
Keith
Obadike's
Blackness Is For Sale
By Keith Obadike
(8/12/01)
The
Modern
Index #3: Accompanied for the
First Time by Notes on
Technique & Intention
(8/11/01)
Races
Conducted
While Downloading Two or More
Files Simultaneously From
Napster in Its Waning Days
By Joshua
Roberts (8/10/01)
Rhombus
Is
Not Amused
By Stephen J.
Rhombus (8/7/01)
Vanquish
Your
Hostility
By Doris Sea
Lemon (8/5/01)
Please
Do
What You Can Do To Help
Eyeshot-Brand
Spam #2 (8/4/01)
July 2001
On
the
Road: American Writers and
Their Hair
By Zadie Smith
(7/28/01)
Urgent
Assistance
By Alhaji Adamu
Shagari (7/26/01)
Foiled
Plots deleted from
"Incidents of Egotourism in the
Temporary World" (7/24/01)
Definition
of
a Chronic Wound
By Drachen
Fliegen (7/22/01)
Making
Good
on a Promise to Shareholders
Eyeshot-Brand
Spam #1 (7/17/01)
Getting
My
Ass Kicked
By George Jones
(7/14/01)
An
Ongoing
Correspondence With Drachen
Fliegen (7/13/01)
Found
Poems
in Honor of Dead Comedians
Installment # 2 -- Marty Feldman
(7/12/01)
Found
Poems
in Honor of Dead Comedians
Installment # 1 -- John Candy
(7/11/01)
T-Minus
14
Seconds & Counting
deleted from "Incidents of
Egotourism in the Temporary
World" (7/10/01)
Talking
Shit excerpted from
"Incidents of Egotourism in the
Temporary World" (7/8/01)
Eight
Odditites
By Eyeshot
Excavating (7/5/01)
Regarding
Jokes
Composed by Thomas Jefferson
on the Night of July 4, 1776
By Derek
Rollover (7/3/01)
June 2001
My
Job
By San Rafael
Lines
Spontaneously
Composed Upon Opening a Condom
Wrapper deleted from
"Incidents of Egotourism in the
Temporary World"
We
Need
A View
By Nyaya Rale
This
Story
Will Not Make a Good Movie
By Twinker the
Twithead
Five
Short
Numbered Pieces
By Nina Kang
A
Consideration of 37:
Conspiracy or Coincidence?
Small
By Stephany
Aulenback
May 2001
Announcing
the
Eyeshot Update
By The Eyeshot
Super
Eyeshot
Talks
Shit About the Value of
Manuscripts After the Recent
Sale of Kerouac's Scroll
By Throop
Roebling
Black
Betty
By Archie Woland
Receiver
By AC Koch
Apologies,
Announcements
Brian
Doyle
Shoots Celebration
By Brian Doyle
(and Lee Klein)
That's as far as
this archive goes. We can't
remember the order in which
things were posted before April.
Some postings that appeared on
Eyeshot pre-initiation of
archive included:
Beyond
Photography
By Miroslav
Kirin
The
Epoxy-Resin
Mao
By Tom Bradley
In
Response
to a Spam Received 12/9/2000
Announcing the Online
Appearance of A Book
By Stephen J.
Rhombus, Esq.
Shopping
Town
Down Under
By The Other Lee
Klein
The
Monroe
Doctrines Vol. 1-3
By Jack Monroe
Where
the
Fish is Fresher: Four Days in
Northern Laos
By Soulier
Blesse
The
Rejection
of Carlton Mellick III's "Mrs.
President"
The
Rejection
of Joshua Beaver's "Deicide"
Collaborative,
Cut-up,
Impressionistic Review,
Written on First Listen to
Frontier's "Suture"
Collaborative,
Cut-up,
Impressionistic Review,
Written on First Listen to
Him's "Sworn Eyes"
An
Interview
With Tim Rutili of Califone
& Red Red Meat
An
Interview
With Phil Manley of Trans Am
& Golden
And there were
surely others too that we
can't find right now. But
honestly, most of the postings
back in the late '90s and
early Aughts were posted under
silly pseudonyms by the
Eyeshot editor, including:
Eyeshot
Watches Will Oldham Get On Jolly
Eyeshot
Prowls McSweeney's Big Night
Eyeshot
Provokes William T. Vollmann
Every
Telling
Has A Tailing And That's The
He/She of It
An
Untitled Romantic Vision of Lovers
Pairing Off
Bang!
Incidents
of Privacy in Yesjwenre Province
The
Holding Room
Supermodels
of New Jersey: Three Quick Stories
Love
In the Time of Coca-Cola
(The very quickly typed [typo heavy]
travelogue of a solo trip through
Central America, Fall 1995)
Giving
to Get: 2,037 Words on Generosity
et al.
(Definitely one of the first
postings, partially about DFW's Brief
Interviews
with Hideous Men;
also includes an introduction to the
site supported by some long-dead
links.)
Several other
stories were up early on, but
they've since been removed.
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