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|Where are you located?
Some warehouse district far far away from the miracle mile of Bedford ave in Williamsburg, Brooklyn where old men make iron spiral staircases, blueberry muffin mix, ugly sweatshop sweaters, mushrooms, cheap mattresses, chandeliers, smoked salmon spread and pickles.
How far will you roam for literary-related fun and excitement?
What are you working on?
What's your font, and why is it sexy?
What's the sexiest vowel-consonant combination? Please demonstrate
how this sexiness works in a specific word's favor.
Does writing about sex make you want to have sex?
Does having sex make you want to write about sex?
Does writing about sex make you want to write about sex?
Does having sex make you want to have lunch?
What do you want for Christmas?
Do you ever run your fingers along the pages of an open book as a
substitute for self-gratification?
If you could fuck a book, which book, and why, and in which position?
Have you ever entertained sexual fantasies about a literary character?
If so, please describe your date.
Have you ever slept with the editor of this site? If no, please explain.
When you try to pick someone up at a reading, what's your favorite
literary euphemism (i.e., you wanna come over and anna my karenina?)
Whose books do you save for bedtime reading in the hopes that the
author will visit you in your dreams? If this has ever worked, please describe
the nocturnal encounter.
Has having had your writing appear on websites ever led to bouts
of uncontrollable cyberfucking with perfect strangers?
When overhearing someone else's sexual encounter, do you (a) put
a pillow over your head, (b) grab a pen and paper and try to phonetically
capture the experience, or (c) read aloud (as loudly as possible) from
If you could write yourself into a book, which book, and how would
your appearance sexually charge the text?
To what degree has responding to this questionnaire dampened your
enslaving valley of love?
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