NAVIGATIONAL COHERENCY ENHANCEMENT #3:
THE EYESHOT SEARCH FUNCTION
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Whiny, geeky bitches have persistently complained about this site's "navigation," although (1) a chronological archive and (2) an alphabetical list of contributors have clearly been offered to serve this site's navigational coherency. It's quite possible that the two drop-down menus just above the red bar below (the one on the left is loaded with fiction, the one on the right with everything else) are responsible for the complaints, for within these drop-downs are relatively arbitrary categories that really don't mean much, but which might kick into gear a certain enzyme in the brain associated with obsessive-compulsive desires for clear and efficient organization, a genetic predilection reminiscent of the concerns of the National Socialists of years past, and maybe all Germans in general. Regardless, we really do believe that visitors should be able to organize this site any way they'd like, making "the navigation" all wonderful for their precious web-surfing purposes. And so, we are now offering all Eyeshot visitors the opportunity to input WORDS into the space below and then click the SEARCH button. Doing this will surely rectify all your pressing navigational concerns. Far below, we have also provided a single column of certain words of relative pertinence, the clicking of which will provide every file the search feature dredges up that includes the link-loaded word in particular. If none of these preselected words work for you, please make use of the search feature below and input terms of your choosing so the whole freaking site'll be navigationally arranged according to your best wishes . . .Also, please realize that we will be able to access (and, as time goes by, may occasionally post below) all search queries entered above. Also, please realize that some citations, when clicked, will duplicate the red frame/drop-down menu combo - we apologize for this ridiculous redundancy and will try to fix it one day soon.
Here are a few preselected searches:
sex
violence
animals
baseball
childhood
escort service
rejections
silent reading
interview
love
hate
burst
hold
water
job
god
fuck
bitch
fire
air
earth
north
south
east
west
moon
sun
stars
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