) Robert Stribley, who has a twitter account and a self-proclaimed shitty website, made it easy on us by e-mailing an audio file of his voice reading the opening bit of his story, "Dog Days," which you can download if you click these words or the title a few words back and then after you listen to it you can send an e-mail to stribley at outlook.com and ask him to send you the whole story and then you guys can become buds and perform various mutally satisfying social media strokes and visit one another forever after? If you want to send your very own audio file, click the doggie. (Note: we would've had this streaming but the streaming thing wasn't working when we went to set it up.) Ye All-New Alternating Mode: Recent Hits & All-Time Favorites About - Archive - Rejections - Reviews Gold Stars - Submit Recently