1. Neatly type your address in the space above.
2. Click the "activate!" button.
3. You'll then be transported to a confirmation page.
4. A confirmation message, to which you should immediately respond,
will appear in your in-box.
That's it. It should be worthwhile for all involved. If not, we'll mutually
agree to end it. We'll still love each other dearly. The love we shared
will course like steam engines through our circulatory systems, for all
time.
We will not send messages every day. Once a fortnight or every three
weeks or once a month or thereabouts, you'll get something from us. Transmissions
will be elaborate and joyful. You will forward them to your friends, perhaps,
but not your coworkers, for they will include casual profanity and neutral-evil
ideas. We will ensure that all messages are moderately entertaining and,
at the very least, diligently copyedited. They will include blurb-type
things about recent additions to Eyeshot, links to worthwhile websites,
curiosities, and other things we like. Again, these messages will be elaborate,
friendly, infrequent, moderately entertaining, diligently copyedited, and
neutral evil.
When we say "neutral evil" above, we're not talking
about PURE SULFORIC EVIL, like the kind depicted in the film Time Bandits;
we're referring to a temperament, like Brando's character in The Wild
One. Like Han Solo. We, like them, are all about the same thing: posturing,
superficial tough-guyness -- but deep down, we admit, once you scratch
through a slightly disturbed crust, we're sweetie pies to the core.
Nothing weird will be done with your address. We use a free service
called NotifyList. Their privacy
policy states that they do nothing weird with your address either.
Archived messages are available below. If you would like to sample our
brand of spam, please click the link with the most inspiring title:
#1
Making Good On A Promise
To Shareholders
(7/16/01)
#2
Please Do What You Can
Do To Help
(8/4/01)
#3
Eyeshot Patient/Product
Prescribing Information (8/30/01)
#4
New Work, New York:
Call for Raid Responses
(10/8/01)
#5
We are Indiscriminately
Soliciting Women
(9/4/02)
#6
Announcing an Interview With
The World's Leading Creative
Plagiarist
(11/6/02)
#7
Announcing Eyeshot's Inaugural
Reading
(4/27/03)
#8
Our Dear Old Friends
(3/15/08)
Up Your Seasonal Warmth
With
Rejections & Resonances
& More!
(11/23/08)
