Q: I searched my gmail account for truth, in order to find an essay that I started months and months ago on the topic of Lies and Liars. I thought it was long gone, why is gmail the heat? -- Reed
A: A fascinating
question. Gmail is the heat because, like boxcars
on an infinite track, it is the closest online e-mail provider to the sun.
Gmail is the mercury of the e-mailing solar
system; it is Jupiter,
too, with rings.
It is the
messenger, the great
god, it is the online e-mail service of choice for everyone
who's everyone, perhaps because it enables such easy access to the
essays about lies
and liars are everywhere within everyone's gmail account. Search your
account for truth, oh noble eyeshot
readers, and discover therein all
the glories pertaining to lies
and liars. I can't help it, like a
monster rabbit I just searched my gmail account for the word sunsets
and found nothing, however, thereby proving that gmail really deals with
the heat of diamond
days. "The heat" is an alternative
way of saying something is "hot".
are the heat for asking this important
The heat has not been turned on in my
apartment, but I don't think it will need to be for quite a while.
Beware the heat who come by and bust you for smiling
on a cloudy day. Oh
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