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We think form-rejection letters are terrible, and we apologize for perpetuating such terribleness in the world, but at least we hope we responded pretty quickly. If it's only been hours since you submitted, chances are you won't remember receiving this form letter once you get your submission accepted by a site with much sounder/saner editorial instincts. Here's a list of a few kindred-type sites that might appreciate your submission. 

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