HERE LIE RECENT OPERATIONS IN THE ARENA OF TEXTUAL EXCITEMENT Unbecoming a Librarian by Michelle Reale (6/25/09) The Pork Shunter's Fingers by Ben Segal (5/14/09) Etgar Keret by John Horne Canning (4/13/09) And May the Lord Grant the Blessings . . . by Richey Piiparinen (3/27/09) The Scraper by Randall DeVallance (3/21/09) Meat From a Meat Man by Lindsay Hunter (3/15/09) Low Brow by Ravi Mangla (3/7/09) The End of Blogging As We Now Know It by Molly Gaudry (2/20/09) Small World by John Haggerty (2/14/09) The Cliff by K. Kvashay-Boyle (2/7/09) Calypsolamente by Benjamin Buchholz (1/31/09) My Wasted Years Inside Amber Melmoth by Orlo Yeahblip (1/24/09) Mel by Darby Larson (1/11/09) (Here's the secret link to Eyeshot Al Sheriff's "special" area) HERE ARE THE STRONG & STURDY PILLARS OF EYESHOT BEHAVIOR ABOUT US We're 7'5'', 297 lbs, blushing, stinky, swervy, salivicious, aquarian ARCHIVE OF ALL POSTINGS SINCE 2000 OR SO How it's happened: dates, months, even years, all carefully detailed! THE "GOLD STAR RESERVE" COLLECTION A compendium of especially memorable contributions over the years THE READERLY RESONANCE CHAMBER Brief, plot-summary-less impressions of not-always-recent novels THE EYESHOT LITERARY ESCORT SERVICE A collection of all the literary escorts ever offered SUBMISSION RECOMMENDATIONS Learn how to submit to an internet-based online literary website! LINKS & GIMMICKS Sudden Koan Love Calculator Kindred: Other sites for reading & submitting Audio interviews with superfamous writers HOME The Last Resort of the Navigationally Fucked